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Sat, 8-Aug-20 8:01 PM (19 minutes ago)
We love showing my fanny to you
kennybee and bluebayour6 like this
fans of fannys smile
(13 minutes ago)
Sat, 8-Aug-20 7:58 PM (22 minutes ago)
Was supposed to record a special piece of media, but she ghosted me... so that's that, I guess she's missing out? lol.
depends on who wanted it
(21 minutes ago)
Boo
(21 minutes ago)
Sat, 8-Aug-20 7:56 PM (24 minutes ago)
If you clean out a vacuum cleaner....You become a vacuum cleaner.
I did that joke here before, so you are still stealing jokes lol
(17 minutes ago)
terrid53 likes this
I've also done it before, you stole it from me and I'm taking it back.
(15 minutes ago)
We are due thunderstorms here too
(15 minutes ago)
Take it back as it sucks anyway
(15 minutes ago)
EmuLater and bluebayour6 like this
Touché! LOL
(14 minutes ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Sat, 8-Aug-20 7:55 PM (25 minutes ago)
It seems that there are more and more profiles that are obviously a guy that has gotten a hold of pictures of a woman(maybe an ex?). This bugs the s#@& out of me. I get it, some people aren’t able to
Artistic and Mr_Vein like this
What about Dana?
(10 minutes ago)
terrid53 likes this
Some are so obvious, I don't know how anyone can't see it.
(9 minutes ago)
EmuLater and spunky19 like this
I don't know! LOL
(9 minutes ago)
spunky19 likes this
I completely trust Dana!
(5 minutes ago)
terrid53 and SexyEnglishBabe like this
Thank you!
(3 minutes ago)
Sat, 8-Aug-20 7:24 PM (56 minutes ago)
It’s a no panties kind of day.
SoulBandit and spunky19 like this
A lot of guys will agree on this one
(24 minutes ago)
Sat, 8-Aug-20 7:07 PM (1 hour ago)
Yes I have been looking at your ...........
...poor parking abilities...
(1 hour ago)
taxes
(1 hour ago)
HughPenis likes this
...bottom
(59 minutes ago)
Sat, 8-Aug-20 7:06 PM (1 hour ago)
if i had known at 25 what i know today, i would have sold pics of my feet and my used underwear, my pension would be safe LOL
Just imagine if you sold sweaty socks, youd be rich
(1 hour ago)
Artistic likes this
ah quality costs smile
(1 hour ago)
Artistic likes this
well think of all the savings from not washing panties 3 weeks a month
(1 hour ago)
RavingLunatic likes this
Or wear them for three weeks for added value
(1 hour ago)
vomit
(1 hour ago)
HughPenis likes this
Sat, 8-Aug-20 6:59 PM (1 hour ago)
Someone referred to my ASS as -- big Snow White marshmallow ass ... I Loved it! Dee Dee
Sat, 8-Aug-20 6:49 PM (1 hour ago)
story synopsis: she is the last of an immortal race ( immortal means ya cant die, at best she comes from a long lived race) it will probably be made into the next block buster grin
Does "she" have a name? Hi Ravlu!
(1 hour ago)
hey d smile, don't know it. gave up at first line smile
(1 hour ago)
terrid53 likes this
LOL
(1 hour ago)
how do things like that get pass the pitch stage. " so what your saying their just really old people that are dying off and she's the last one"
(1 hour ago)
Can there be only one..? 😜
(8 minutes ago)
Sat, 8-Aug-20 6:17 PM (2 hours ago)
Need some fun !
Sat, 8-Aug-20 6:17 PM (2 hours ago)
Hope everyone enjoys their weekend!
Sat, 8-Aug-20 5:51 PM (2 hours ago)
Weekend better late than never
huh it was late
(2 hours ago)
Been working just finished
(1 hour ago)
Sat, 8-Aug-20 5:36 PM (2 hours ago)
The pandemic will be history, let's not forget - what a wondeful world!
Very true and what lovely breasts you have
(2 hours ago)
baystater46 likes this
Sat, 8-Aug-20 5:09 PM (3 hours ago)
Left out something in my latest Status Update -- I wrote about being a SLUT on my BLOG! Dee Dee
Sat, 8-Aug-20 5:08 PM (3 hours ago)
HI! I'm Dee Dee and I'm a SLUT. I Just posted an explaination of Why I feel Like a SLUT! By The Way -- I don't think it's bad to be a SLUT! I'm kind of "PROUD" of the label! LOL! Dee Dee
poppiC69 likes this
Well I prefer the term ‘lover of sex’ as anything else is only generally a negative term slammed around women to which is also a sad state of affairs
(3 hours ago)
ClearCat286 and powermap3 like this
I understand what your saying ...but I quess I just choose to EMBRACE the term ...Dee Dee
(3 hours ago)
PApda and spunky19 like this
It's just another word, you have the power to desensitize or choose to be offended
(2 hours ago)
Nice to meet so what’s some sluty things you’ve done
(2 hours ago)
Sat, 8-Aug-20 4:46 PM (3 hours ago)
This hot weather got me feeling horny!!
Sat, 8-Aug-20 3:47 PM (4 hours ago)
Feliz Sábado!! ✌🏽🙏🏾🙂Saturday!!
lennynatural likes this
"Si senor,give the ball to Bobby he will score...."
(4 hours ago)
Sat, 8-Aug-20 3:28 PM (4 hours ago)
I was at the Apple store today when it got robbed. I guess that makes me an iWitness.
lennynatural and bluebayour6 like this
Microsoft doesn't ring anyone. It's always a scam.
(1 hour ago)
Thanks for the tip beer
(1 hour ago)
Raven, Microsoft simply wants to help you, it seems your Windows license has expired and they want to help you renew it. Have your bank details ready when you answer their call. smile
(1 hour ago)
I don't have a microsoft account as far as I know..And on Windows 10
(1 hour ago)
Another tip - Don't listen to lenny!
(1 hour ago)
Sat, 8-Aug-20 3:27 PM (4 hours ago)
I stick around for the blah blah blah
I come for the yadda yadda yadda
(4 hours ago)
^How sensual
(4 hours ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Ooo give it to me straight! (Or a lil curved to the left)
(2 hours ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Damn, Out again I curve to the right 😉. So close😋
(2 hours ago)
Sat, 8-Aug-20 3:11 PM (5 hours ago)
im just tryn'a change the colour of your mood ring
What colour was it to start with?
(5 hours ago)
broke
(5 hours ago)
is that like a cock ring only different?
(5 hours ago)
sure why not
(5 hours ago)
*makes note of that for pub quiz on fridee
(5 hours ago)
Sat, 8-Aug-20 3:03 PM (5 hours ago)
My girlfriend always gets mad when I mess with her red wine. So I added some Sprite and oranges to it and now she’s sangria then ever.
Mr_Vein and bluebayour6 like this
tbh id just be happy you made me a drink
(5 hours ago)
EmuLater, PApda and lennynatural like this
I don't blame her, you should have used 7up.
(2 hours ago)
EmuLater likes this
Sat, 8-Aug-20 3:02 PM (5 hours ago)
This guy offered me a go on his ice rink for $1. I thought “What a cheap skate.”
maraff, Mr_Vein and lennynatural like this
I just bought a 2 kilo bag of ice from Sains, no room in my freezer but chuck it in my cool box will still be ice tomorrow, £1 probably cheaper than using the freezer to make it even if I had room : )
(5 hours ago)
I only have a small freezer, just enough for my needs.
(5 hours ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Likewise
(5 hours ago)
Oh yeah i want one of those
(4 hours ago)
"Freezer jolly good fellow...."
(4 hours ago)
Sat, 8-Aug-20 2:09 PM (6 hours ago)
Molly sitting out on patio in the evening, enjoying a beer with some music playing. Lip sings macy greys song, i was goin to leave ya until you kissed me smile
miss_molly likes this
these days a little childish Gambino
(5 hours ago)
hey lip when I hear Dermott kenady I imagine you singing to me LOL
(5 hours ago)
lip2lip likes this
Sultry is it your telling me
(5 hours ago)
Maverik sabresmile you know what you want me to be
(5 hours ago)
stay woke wink
(5 hours ago)
Sat, 8-Aug-20 2:02 PM (6 hours ago)
lip2lip sipping a beer on his perfect paving
lip2lip likes this
Its endearment I think lol
(6 hours ago)
lmao *man endorsed slut* is a good funking joke me and the mr have been making for years
(6 hours ago)
lip2lip likes this
<<<<Absolute slut
(5 hours ago)
dibs on lip the big slut
(5 hours ago)
lip2lip likes this
Aaaawwwwww
(5 hours ago)
Sat, 8-Aug-20 1:35 PM (6 hours ago)
When you were 14, you thought your pubic hair was pretty cool
....and you still do to this day, because it's natural and wonder why guys who shave prefer that "pre-pubescent" look so much and worry if they have weird tendencies. wink
(5 hours ago)
When you were 14 it hadn't turned into a full jungle yet.
(2 hours ago)
powermap3 likes this
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